Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!