Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.