Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!