Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.