Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.