Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.