Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.