What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.