What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.