What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.