What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.