What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha