What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.