How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks