How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"