How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!