Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.