What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.