What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough