A retail store.
Yard stick.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
To the retail store!
It won't be long now...
The retail store
THE RETAIL STORE!
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Because he was always lost at C!
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
She keeps her feet.
Give them a hand !
Because they're so basic.
Business was dead.
He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses