What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!