What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses