What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.