What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono