What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.