Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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Dog gone!

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad