Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad