Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad