Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.