Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.