Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.