Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.