What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.