What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.