What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)