What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.