Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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My bike :(

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One's a tragic Mick...

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They both steal cookies )

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....