Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Because they always wish for the green card

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.