Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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They steal all the green cards.

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Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.