What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!