What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!