What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.