What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him