How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.