Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage