They never want to log off.
Neighbor
How many do you want?
God dam it
I'll be dammed.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Click Whittington
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
The Captains log
He drops the base when doing logs.
