What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.