What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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About 6 hours.

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When it's intersected by a plane