What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin