Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.