Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )