Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.