Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous