Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!