What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.