What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground