What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.