What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.