What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.