What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.