What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..