What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.