Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.