Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.