Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.