What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!