What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything