What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: