What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.