What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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By pumping ion!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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They both make up everything!