What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"