What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.