What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.