Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.