Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.