Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time