Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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A: Profane tanks.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What do I look like?

A typewriter "

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them