Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.