What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.