What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.