What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.