What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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