Alabama Woman Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.