Alabama Woman Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What is yellow and goes click-click?

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Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!