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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
I drew drew
Her brother has a moustache.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
A conductor.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Change the drinking age to 25
He refused to integrate.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
