How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !