How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Who is saved?

America

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.