How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.