What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.