1. No mind. 2. No business.
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Never mind, I figured it out.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
