What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.