What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !