What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.