What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !