Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.