Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish