Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.