Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.