Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.