Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.