Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.