What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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All white, all white, all white.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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A redneck virgin

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Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Stone deaf...

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!