What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

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Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!