What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!