Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What breaks every time you give it to a toddler?

Their pelvis.