Elvis Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.