Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!