Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators