How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"