How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.