How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.