How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"