In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Because devils are horny.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo."
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.
Tartare Binks...
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
A. They really raised Cain.
They would finally be right.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Meesathelioma.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
