In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Because devils are horny.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo."
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
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Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Taco Tuesday
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
They don't have time.
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
UCLA
UCLA.
He tractor down
That's not my stile.
February... because it has the least number of days
say something different.
You owe Eve an O.
You can't take a rib from a black man
