Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why women prefer devils instead of angels?

Because devils are horny.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Gungan Jokes More Gungan Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Los Angeles Lakers Jokes More Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !