What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?