What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!