What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you