What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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