What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.