What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.