What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle