What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.