What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Favorite Food Jokes More Favorite Food Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !