Because devils are horny.
she hits women
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
None, they prefer natural light
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
A God dam engineer.
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
A: Deviled eggs.
Nice doing business with you!"