What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much