Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.