Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.