Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie