Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie