Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
A: Sandwitch
A witch with a blindfold !
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
Paula Ab-doula
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Because he has a hollow-weenie
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)