Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.