Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying