Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy