Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...