Because he ate his ant for dinner!
He ate himself.
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
A widow
Because he was driving her buggy.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
