Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.