Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.