What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.