What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya