What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.