What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya