What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent