What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.