What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.