What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Because it's Homo.

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Neptunes!

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Cantaloupe.

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In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Cereal Boast Crunch

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Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%