What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.