Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Boast Jokes More Boast Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!