Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Audi O Jokes More Audi O Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.