How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other