How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.