How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.