What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!