How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......