How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*